Clue number tres. One of the tools I used for my reno project made me look like this. Yes, I was in the squatting position…but no, that is not urine. nor one lactating boobie.
Know what tool could do this to a totally sober operator? Then you are well on your way to figuring out the project…
Note that my hand is fine…I am too lazy to fetch a bandaid so I tend to create them with paper towels and asparagus rubberbands….this is normal….sortof….usually I have a quarter of Bounties on my body during a single project….so you can see I am ahead of the game with only 2.
Darby says
Dear Homo,
Me first… you are hilarious! You were using a wet saw… they’ll make you pee your pants everytime.
Do I win a prize for being first and for being right?
Heidi says
OMG, you’re hilarious!
miniginagina says
I’ma also going with Wet Saw – Although when I tile I’m typically covered head to toe with water and colored dust – typically I’m also crying :-). If you are indeed tiling you look fabulous!
SLH says
Oooo, let me guess. You’re re-doing your master bath, because we haven’t seen any action in there yet (not that I want to see bathroom action). And Jer is matchy-matchy so of course he’d want his business room to match the boudoir.
If I’m right, I want a prize 😉
Freckles Chick says
Okay, Happy……my guess is also wet saw. Retiled the bathroom?
That’s OK, a little pee never hurt anyone. My main concern when I’m using a wet saw is that I don’t cut any fingers off. B/c then, how would the tiling get finished? =)
Freckles Chick says
Oh wait, that’s Billy Madison, right? D’oh! My Adam Sandler characters are running together…..
Tamstyles says
girl.. please I hope its never used against you…LOL…fergie has a picture like this and they tore her up..