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Back for some more Vacay Replay, are you? The Magic Kingdom wasn’t enough?!

Good – cause today we are reviewing Day 4 of the family vacation and boy, was it a doozy.

In true Disney style, this adventure will be told in story-book fashion…so getcha a warm cup o’ cocoa and start a scrollin…

A long time ago (8 days to be exact) a suburban family came to a place unlike any other. This place had magical powers. It was littered with animals from all time periods. It was called The Animal Kingdom.

The family was a happy group and loved having their picture taken…especially the littlest princess baby.

Upon arrival the group met many strange animal people. The family loved to have their picture taken so they posed with each and every one.

The family saw animals.

They saw evidence of ancient civilizations.

And they discovered a mountain that formed with a roller coaster in it. Amazing!

The brave young prince decided this roller coaster must be conquered.

So the prince and his father rode into the heart of the earth and discovered a Yeti. The creature told the boy & his father that they must find an ANDOSAUR. In order to do this, the family must travel back in time & climb on the slow-moving beast. They must sit all over it and absorb it’s power to survive theme parks.

The Yeti said that if they did not accomplish this task – they would all surely die.

So the family made haste. They walked & walked. Soon the family made it to the land of dinosaurs known as DINO-RAMA.

With great sleuthing skills, the young prince found an Andosaur footprint.

The family was on the right track! After seeing a dinosaur ride (that had a/c), the family decided that it might lead them to the Andosaur.

They were wrong.

It was very scary. And there were no Andosaurs in sight.

The journey was so dangerous. The family almost lost the best looking member to a very old beast.

When they were about to give up, they wandered into the forest and what did they find?

THE ANDOSAUR!

The family climbed all over the very still beast.

Soon the entire family possessed the power to survive the theme parks. Complete Success!

With Andosaur skills in their back pocket, the family traveled to a nearby village called DISNEY/MGM STUDIOS.

This new village was quite large.

And the family was quite tired from the Animal Kingdom.

They found themselves separated again.

But do not worry – Steven Tyler helped them get back together.

The best looking family member really liked Steven.

The princess baby was taken to a very special training experience.

She was to learn what it is like to be Britney Spears.

They first gave her a large bag of Cheetos.

Told her that those strange people were her friends.

Made her pose for the paparazzi.

Told her that kissing strange creatures was the only sure fire way to a come-back.

Showing a little more skin was also reviewed.

The final stage of training was dedicated to making yourself look crazy for photogs and…

how to hang out with your parents until the dust settles.

The littlest princess baby was happy when it was all over. And now she has greater sympathy for the pop star.

The handsome family member is now her manager.

Soon the family had to leave this magical village. But the Yeti was right! They all survived and made it back home, safe and sound.

The youngest prince didn’t even take off his shades to go to sleep. That is how attached the whole family is to the Disney adventure.

The End.

Stay tuned ya’ll, we have a special bonus VACAY REPLAY soon to come!